Andy: [vocal and to try out your guitar] Everything i dislike about you, you actually draw since the a supervisor, you happen to be the newest laziest, jerkiest and you’re dumber than simply applesauce. We are caught experiencing you-all date, Stanley made an effort to pass away in order to escape, heeey, better it’s true. Yeah. And then, one you to definitely is definitely worth no addition, Michael Scott.
Michael: Haha ha. Many thanks very much, thank-you. Which was high. Great job, great laughs. Extremely, really went once my personal intelligence around. [clears mouth] Those online IQ take to you will confirm you wrong, however,, and you will my procedure isn’t tiny, its average, very… get activities upright. [clears mouth once more] When We heard that there was going to end up being an excellent roast in my own award, I was thinking [choking right up, clears mouth area once more] disappointed. [jokes nervously] I do believe You will find an effective frog in my mouth. Um… [sigh] I decided to jot down certain short advice about you anybody, um, first of all Phyllis and you can Kevin. Uh um…
Dwight: It is extremely uncommon for Michael to not ever show up to work. My assume? He’s sometimes significantly disheartened, or an enthusiastic icicle keeps clicked of their roof and impaled their mind. He has that it awful practice of standing directly the underside him or her and gazing right up within her or him. And that i constantly state Michael, get a few strategies straight back, and you may stare from the icicle from the top. And you will he’s such no, I adore the way they research from reputation directly the underside them. It had been merely an issue of go out.
Michael: You are sure that often, to track down direction, I love to contemplate an excellent spaceman on the a celebrity incredibly at a distance. And you can, all of our issues do not matter so you’re able to him, because we’re only a distant section out-of white. But the guy seems disappointed for me, once the he has an incredibly strong microscope, in which he are able to see my deal with. [looks to your air] I am okay. No, I’m not.
I guess in addition it means that sometimes like circumstances search more to people included
Lily: [movie] Sam, Sam Sam. It is far from you broke up with my personal grandchild, and its particular not too you prefer people. It, it’s that you lied to me. Are unable to you will find you to definitely? Cannot you find? Oh, I can never believe you. [Andy looks like he’ll cry]
That’s what I dislike about you
Sam: Lilly no. Lilly! Lilly delight! Lilly Prevent! I don’t worry how much time you will find remaining. I do not care and attention what my friends say! And i do not care and attention exacltly what the mom thinks! Frankly I am pretty sure she actually is maybe not making’ people sense. Excite. Disperse back once again to my personal apartment. [Andy’s whining, “I’m All-out off Love” begins to relax and play] Lilly. I’m not quitting. I’m not giving up. Lilly… Lilly! Push the reverse button! Contrary the newest key!
Pam: Yeah. About precisely how you become whenever i walk-in a bedroom, and you can about how precisely, you’ve never doubted having a moment you to definitely I am their you need certainly to spend remainder of your lifetime having. I guess he could be never ever believed that using my mother, even within their utmost.
Pam: When you’re a child your imagine your 
mother and father was soul mate. My personal kids are likely to be right about you to definitely.
Andy: I am not saying informative sufficient to getting a film critic. Mm… maybe I can getting a dinner critic. These muffins preference bad. Hmm, otherwise an art form critic. You to definitely painting are crappy.
Michael: I um, We spent the afternoon regarding the playground looking to provide the pigeons, I suppose they all flew western into the wintertime, and that i, I just got certain viewpoint which i wanted to share with you people.